I ran into an old friend from a few years back, May, and it seems she's married a German man, and opened a German meat shop near Monument in the center of Phuket island.
She sells speciality meats, smoked pork, Mettwurst, a strong flavored German sausage and home made jams and pate, and a restaurant part sells schnitzels and sausages and fries. She's seeing what works and adjusting it as she goes along.
The best product in her shop by far is the "Liver Sausage Rustica" which is really a Liver Pate with a course texture similar to Ardennes Pate. At 80 baht a pot that is extremely cheap! I bought one as a gift and one to eat myself.
The shop is open from 9am till 9pm, and can be found at Monument, as you head towards Paklok just before the big Supercheap store.